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The Worst Best Christmas Pageant Ever

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Concern Level: Medium

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Concerning & Potentially Concerning Content

There is quite a bit more here than you would expect, especially given all of the glowing reviews of this short, “cute” Christmas story. We dig into the details below. The book starts with the line”The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world”. Given this, you would probably expect them to be the focus of this concerning content section, but from a Christian perspective, this is not the case. There is no question the Herdmans are wrong, and young readers will see this. The most potentially negative influence from this book actually comes from the main character and her family. We see the story unfold through the eyes of a young girl and her folks who are Christians… and sadly they look a lot more like what the world pictures as “church people” than those who look like they have been impacted by a relationship with Jesus. Dad has no desire to go to the Christmas pageant, even though his wife is leading it and daughter is in it. The family as a whole shows no reverence for God and this especially applies to the story of the first Christmas. Comments are made multiple times, such as referring to it “just the Christmas story” and saying that reading through the Bible when practicing is “a real pain in the neck to most of us because we knew the whole thing backwards and forwards”. As we see with Jesus’ interaction with the Pharisees and other Jewish leaders, this religion without relationship, church without Jesus, activity without faith is a much bigger danger to our children than even the worldliness we see around us. Keep in mind, this would be totally different if, at the end, we see repentance and a new excited faith, but that is not the case. This is never shown as wrong and that is a sad and sneaky dangerous image to put in front of our kids. Even at the end we see a comment that reflects this, “usually by the time we get to ‘Silent Night’ I was fed up with the whole thing”. That is not to say there isn’t content to be aware of concerning the Herdmans. The author makes sure that we understand her statement at the start is accurate. We are quickly told they lie, steal, smoke cigars, ‘talk dirty’, hit little kids, cuss their teachers, take the Lord’s name in vain and start fires. One is said to only learn ‘dirty words’ and secrets about everybody. It is mentioned that dad ran out of the family, but makes a really sad follow-up that ‘no one blamed him’. Mom would rather work than be home with the kids (followed by a similar comment). Given that they know nothing of God and faith, when at church they think nothing of deface images in the kids Bible, steal from the offering plate, drink communion wine. There are a couple of times young readers will read something concerning about the Herdmans that is actually not true. The main character, upon hearing they want a library card, immediately assumes Imogeen “wanted to get one of the dirty books out of the (library) basement, which is where they keep them”. Later there is untrue gossip going around that “all the kids talk about is sex and underwear”. The book uses the word ‘fat’ quite a few times, but surprisingly it is from the mouth of the main character. There is a mention of a “girl who weighed about a ton, even had fat eyes” and a mention of “fat camp”.

Our Thoughts

This story reminds us of the truth in the Bible that in the end we will find that many of the first will be last and the last will be first. The good of this book and the reason so many walk away remembering it to be a “good” book is, ironically, because of what happens to the Herdmans (the least likely bunch). We see that so many at their core are hungry for God, hungry for the truth. Near the start we read that “we figured they were headed straight to hell by way of the state pen… until they got themselves mixed up with the church… and our Christmas pageant”. These are kids who “never went to church their whole life… and all you hear about in school is how to make ornaments out of aluminum foil, so how would they know about the Christmas story”. Near the end one of them cries out “as if she just caught onto the idea of God and the wonder of Christmas”. These children are fascinated by the Christmas story, even though all of their brokenness comes along for the ride. This should truly motivate us at Christmas and all year to share the unbelievably Good News. The real problem is that it feels like this is delivered in a package that shows the church the way the popular culture views it. Nearly everyone besides the Herdmans fall into one of two categories, either apathetic and unchanged, or negative and hypocritical. There was so much potential here to have both sides see the light. To have both sides changed by the greatest gift that ever came… but that’s not what happens. It’s not that you can’t read this one or that it doesn’t have some entertainment and valid lessons to offer… we just need to make sure we tap the brakes a bit on how cute and ‘good’ this book is and be realistic about what it is as we carefully Prayerfully Consider whether it is a good choice for our children. If you do let your child read it or if you read it to them, please take the time to address the content pointed out above. May we be intentional about Christ being the true center of our Christmas.

Plot SummaryNote: This information is typically from the publisher.Use with caution

Laughs abound in this bestselling Christmas classic by Barbara Robinson! The Best Christmas Pageant Ever follows the outrageous shenanigans of the Herdman siblings, or “the worst kids in the history of the world.” The siblings take over the annual Christmas pageant in a hilarious yet heartwarming tale involving the Three Wise Men, a ham, scared shepherds, and six rowdy kids. Ralph, Imogene, Leroy, Claude, Ollie, and Gladys Herdman are an awful bunch. They set fire to Fred Shoemaker’s toolshed, blackmailed Wanda Pierce to get her charm bracelet, and smacked Alice Wendelken across the head. And that’s just the start! When the Herdmans show up at church for the free snacks and suddenly take over the Christmas pageant, the other kids are shocked. It’s obvious that they’re up to no good. But Christmas magic is all around and the Herdmans, who have never heard the Christmas story before, start to reimagine it in their own way. This year’s pageant is definitely like no other, but maybe that’s exactly what makes it so special.

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Scripture Reflection

For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth) and find out what pleases the Lord. Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.

— Ephesians 5:8-11

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