Timmy Failure - Mistakes were Made
VERDICT: Avoid
Concern Level: Medium-High

Concern LevelMedium-High
Concerning & Potentially Concerning Content
Consistently lies to his mother and is very intentional and expressive about it, with no remorse (e.g., 'Plan: Lie, Lie, Lie' and several others throughout). There is frequent borderline language infused throughout (idiot and stupid around 6 times). There are a lot of unkind treatment and names used against various characters. Weirdo is used multiple times against the main character, who is himself unkind to nearly everyone else he knows at least once (calls Molly a nuisance and treats her poorly, calls Rollo dull and rotund, Gabe a slob, teacher boring, lunch lady sad-eyed, all-around negative to Corina who he refers to as the evil one, butt kisser, moronic amateur, dumb and fat, nobody, ignorant, imbecile, ignoramus, bowling turkey). These are all meant to be funny, but maybe that is the most dangerous way they can be presented to our kids. There are moments where Timmy does something dangerous, such as jumping out of a car at a stop sign and running and another where he sits in a parked car and starts it with the intent to drive. Single passing references to scotch (the alcohol), blood and Frankenstein in various places. One strange (or today, maybe not-so-strange) and misguided spiritual reference of dead cat 'being in kitty badlands (instead of heaven) since he never was a good cat'. Finally, in countless ways school is presented as lame, boring and pointless. This is done multiple times and throughout. We are starting to pay more attention to concerns like this as, if left unchecked, it becomes the narrative about school and other good things that our children operate from. Our children are supposed to be different and being educated is a privilege.
VerdictAvoid
Our Thoughts
Where to begin on this one... While no single item ever rises past an incredibly high concern threshold, this book feels like 'death by a thousand cuts' from a concern standpoint. It is easy to think of this as just light humor and an easy read, but at the same time we as Christian parents wouldn't want much of anything said or done in this book to be mimicked by our young impressionable Christian children. I think the best short summary is that there is humor and funny aspects here, and humor is a good God-given thing, but there are certainly better sources of laughs, containing much less content and viewpoints that will need to be untaught. If you don't want your children doing and saying more of what is listed above, move on to one of the other recommended resources. If they want more humor in their lives, then pick up a Dad joke book instead and show them what funny really looks like. :)
Plot SummaryNote: This information is typically from the publisher.Use with caution
Take eleven-year-old Timmy Failure — the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total. Throw in the Failuremobile — Timmy's mom's Segway — and what you have is Total Failure, Inc., a global enterprise destined to make Timmy so rich his mother won't have to stress out about the bills anymore. Of course, Timmy's plan does not include the four-foot-tall female whose name shall not be uttered. And it doesn't include Rollo Tookus, who is so obsessed with getting into 'Stanfurd' that he can't carry out a no-brainer spy mission. From the offbeat creator of Pearls Before Swine comes an endearingly bumbling hero in a caper whose peerless hilarity is accompanied by a whodunit twist. With perfectly paced visual humor, Stephan Pastis gets you snorting with laughter, then slyly carries the joke a beat further — or sweetens it with an unexpected poignant moment — making this a comics-inspired story (the first in a new series) that truly stands apart from the pack.
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Walk with the wise and become wise, for a companion of fools suffers harm. Trouble pursues the sinner, but the righteous are rewarded with good things. A good person leaves an inheritance for their children's children, but a sinner's wealth is stored up for the righteous.
— Proverbs 13:20
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