The Unteachables
VERDICT: Recommended
(with caution)
Concern Level: Medium

Concern LevelMedium
Concerning & Potentially Concerning Content
Most of the concerning and potentially concerning content comes at the start of the book. As we meet everyone, we see the rough state of the kids who have been basically discarded into this special classroom. One young lady Kiana calls her step-mother “Stepmonster” many times. As we meet her she refers to a character’s “stupid face”, calls a country character Old MacDonald, refers to the unteachables as a “dummy class”, etc. Parker, one of the nicer characters, frequently scratches up other people’s car paint and responds by either covering it up or leaving (never really shown as wrong). Aldo has an anger problem so as we meet him there is a barrage of calling people nut jobs, dumb, annoying, dumbest person in the world, super jerk, etc. He also makes a very unfortunate comment when Parker is having a really hard time getting through his reading that it caused everyone in the class to want to drink bleach (a way of saying it was long and excruciating). Mateo says his sister is like a comic villain because she’s evil and spits venom. References comic books (which today are typically very dark). He also makes a lot of references to things like Spongebob and Gremlins (a horror-type movie). He also talks about things like the zombie apocalypse and refers to Dawn, a substitute teacher, as Dawn of the Dead. Mr. Kermit, the teacher, begins the story uncaring and negative, unable to move past an issue from many years ago. He calls his colleagues dunderheads and makes bitter, unkind comments. Early on the issues with the class are shown through pranking a substitute, roasting marshmallows over a trash can inside, buttering the floor so someone who walks in slips and falls hard. — After this intro material as we progress towards a good ending there are only a few items to know about. The class realizes something they are leaving to do (something against the rules, they feel justified in doing) is going to get them in trouble, to which they decide that since they are already in trouble they might as well just do it. In addition to the references above, there are also mentions to Game of Thrones, Snapchat and Harry Potter. Unfortunate references include zombies, idiot, dumb, jerk, rejects, “oh my god”, ungodly, “gut him with a protractor”, “they will have her throat open”.
VerdictRecommended
Our Thoughts
We weren’t really sure what to expect with this recent title from Gordon Korman, a very popular author. A classroom full of “unteachable” kids feels like a recipe for a steady stream of concerning content. Early in the book there was a decent amount of this as we are introduced to the main characters, a completely burnt-out teacher and a class of kids left behind by the education system. But the rest of the book was a pleasant surprise. The book steadily heads towards a solid ending with a lot of growth around this group. While not a Christian book, it can be a nice reminder to Christians that each and every person is made in God’s image and is a masterpiece with endless potential… and that no one should be seen as ‘unteachable’.
Plot SummaryNote: This information is typically from the publisher.Use with caution
A hilarious new middle grade novel from beloved and bestselling author Gordon Korman about what happens when the worst class of kids in school is paired with the worst teacher—perfect for fans of Ms. Bixby’s Last Day. --- The Unteachables are a notorious class of misfits, delinquents, and academic train wrecks. Like Aldo, with anger management issues; Parker, who can’t read; Kiana, who doesn’t even belong in the class—or any class; and Elaine (rhymes with pain). The Unteachables have been removed from the student body and isolated in room 117. --- Their teacher is Mr. Zachary Kermit, the most burned-out teacher in all of Greenwich. He was once a rising star, but his career was shattered by a cheating scandal that still haunts him. After years of phoning it in, he is finally one year away from early retirement. But the superintendent has his own plans to torpedo that idea—and it involves assigning Mr. Kermit to the Unteachables. --- The Unteachables never thought they’d find a teacher who had a worse attitude than they did. And Mr. Kermit never thought he would actually care about teaching again. Over the course of a school year, though, room 117 will experience mayhem, destruction—and maybe even a shot at redemption.
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A few interesting comments on the story after the short plot review.
Does not bring up much of the potentially concerning content.
Read ReviewThese commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up. Tie them as symbols on your hands and bind them on your foreheads. Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates.
— Deuteronomy 6:6-9
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