The Beast and the Bethany
VERDICT: Avoid
Concern Level: High

Concern LevelHigh
Concerning & Potentially Concerning Content
The most important thing to know about this book is that it is a highly disturbing horror book targeting children. The first line in the first chapter introduces one of the main characters as “a terrible man with a wonderful life”. It goes on to describe a wonderful life as having plenty of food, never struggling to understand words because he very rarely read books. He has no children or friends (marriage is not mentioned) and there were no parties or celebrations that he had to attend (thus praising loneliness). He did not worry about what to wear nor did he worry about death. He is about to be 512 years old but looks 20 and handsome. He has a "wonderful look of innocence about him" yet, as you read, he is a liar. Poor definitions, attitudes, ways of thinking, and behavior continue throughout the book. In exchange for a magic life-giving potion from the beast, the man attempts to kidnap, drug and buy a child to feed to the beast without any social consequence. At one point, he wishes he had a family of his own so he could feed one of his own children to the beast. This showed his extreme selfishness and lack of morals. He was pleased to make the beast, “his master” happy. In exchange for meals, the beast vomits anything the man requests in a ritualistic way (eyes closed, wiggling, humming, moving side by side) each time. He is described as a magical all-consuming creature. He is also able to control anything he vomits out. Its description would be frightening to most, especially children of the suggested reading age. Yet, anyone who meets the beast is prepped beforehand to tolerate a sight and voice that should initiate a fight or flight response. Thus, there is a lack of awareness of danger. Bethany’s lack of respect for others, especially adults, is throughout the book. She calls the adults names such as “loser”, “nitwit”, and “idiot”. She damages their property and tries to steal their things and tells them to “bog off”. At one point she insulted the man and punched him multiple times. None of her actions have actual consequence. She does attempt to right some wrongs and apologizes to another child but concludes that she did not feel happier about apologizing. Rather, she felt worse and called the child “stupid rat”. Her character delights at opportunities to make mischief. In some ways, it's her mischievous behavior that saves her in the end (not a good message for children).
VerdictAvoid
Our Thoughts
The genre of the book would fall under horror that attempts to be humorous. Though there are some funny moments, the book is lacking; lacking in consequence, emotional sympathy, danger awareness, respect and boundaries. There are no mention of responsible adults and the kids have better sense than the grown-ups (a common modern message, and a dangerous one for kids). In the end, the beast, thought to be no more, is still alive with its magical “powers”. But now, instead of being confined to the attic as it was throughout the story, it is roaming around freely. It is looking for Bethany and is able to control the items that the man donated to others in the community. Thus, the reader is left to imagine what the Beast will do next. We as Christians are told to flee from this type of darkness… not feed it to our children. This is one to Avoid.
Plot SummaryNote: This information is typically from the publisher.Use with caution
Lemony Snicket meets Roald Dahl in this “wickedly funny” (James Ponti, New York Times bestselling author), deliciously macabre, and highly illustrated tale of a hungry beast, a vain immortal man, and a not-so-charming little girl who doesn’t know she’s about to be eaten. Beauty comes at a price. And no one knows that better than Ebenezer Tweezer, who has stayed beautiful for 511 years. How, you may wonder? Ebenezer simply has to feed the beast in the attic of his mansion. In return for meals of performing monkeys, statues of Winston Churchill, and the occasional cactus, Ebenezer gets potions that keep him young and beautiful, as well as other presents. But the beast grows ever greedier with each meal, and one day he announces that he’d like to eat a nice, juicy child next. Ebenezer has never done anything quite this terrible to hold onto his wonderful life. Still, he finds the absolutely snottiest, naughtiest, and most frankly unpleasant child he can and prepares to feed her to the beast. The child, Bethany, may just be more than Ebenezer bargained for. She’s certainly a really rather rude houseguest, but Ebenezer still finds himself wishing she didn’t have to be gobbled up after all. Could it be Bethany is less meal-worthy and more…friend-worthy?
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Read ReviewDo you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies. 'I have the right to do anything,' you say—but not everything is beneficial. 'I have the right to do anything'—but I will not be mastered by anything.
— 1 Corinthians 6:19-20
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