Concern Level: Medium-High
It is really important to know that behind this cute cover is a pretty intense focus on puberty. Teenagers, like the view presented on the main top... → Continue reading below
Pizza Face: A Graphic Novel
VERDICT: Avoid
Concern Level: Medium-High

Concern LevelMedium-High
Concerning & Potentially Concerning Content
It is really important to know that behind this cute cover is a pretty intense focus on puberty. Teenagers, like the view presented on the main topic of puberty itself, are given a very secular representation, shown as superficial, rude, etc.). The main character Rex is extremely rude and disrespectful to his mom and the story seems to indicate that this is just a normal part of puberty. At one point he tells his mom she “owes him” bringing up that she is collecting child support. He gets angry and destroys a store display. Slams the door at home. He is later made fun of for having clothes from a thrift store, at which point he cuts up all his clothes and yells at his mom. In a very disappointing moment, his mom in frustration calls him “a monster” to which grandma replies that “he is a teenager” seemingly implying that this is all normal behavior. In another sad moment mom seems to be made a bit of the bad guy when dad says that “You aren’t what upsets her. You’re just the closest target”, again implying that mom just has other stuff going on and all of his disrespectful terrible behavior is just par for the course. Rex is very negative throughout much of this story. At one point he comments that, “My life is a fart. A wet and stinky fart”. When we meet one really “cool” kid we are told he skipped school (presented as a ‘cool’ thing to do). This kid has negative behavior throughout. He says he can’t sit “with comic book geeks”. He brags about having 4 girlfriends, saying he treats girls “the way they do in TV and the movies” (referencing specifically ‘the cool guys’). . Eventually this young man gets the main character to smoke through peer pressure. At one point a group of ‘cool kids’ get the idea that Rex is ‘hooking up’ with his girlfriends friend. This brings a “Congratulations Rex” and he leaves them thinking it is true. Later the kids are in a sex ed class and after the teacher makes a comment about reproduction a kid laughs and comments, “she said ‘sex’”. A similar talk in PE produces the comment, “my nads are getting huge” to which again there is laughing. One character comments, “you know what they say about shoe size” (an inappropriate reference). Grandma, held in a very positive, wise and kind light, says that Rex is “a very good boy” and that he “deserves good things”. The illustrator is a man who is described as living “with his husband”. A few other items to be aware of: One drawing shows the main character whispering that he is on the free lunch program at which his friend gets embarrassed. Comic books are referenced in a positive light (many are very dark today). The book “The Time Machine” is referenced as is the comic series “Demon Bear Saga”, the show 90210 and the movies Dune and The Breakfast Club. The murder scene in The Lord of the Flies is also referenced. Dad’s advice to issues at school is to recommend fighting. This is something that Rex ends up doing at which point his friends tell him to fight dirty and to “kick him in the nards”. Rex calls the PE coach a ‘jerk’ in his head. The terms holy cow, idiot are also used. Someone is said to be a “natural born jerk”. Mom is working on Christmas at a Chinese restaurant, but she makes the odd comment that, “poor people don’t have the same holidays as rich people”. Dinner is described as “rat guts and cat brains” Someone is referred to as “goodness from the gods”. Someone comments that they, “gotta take a dump”. A character, reminiscing, says that “we had the hottest girlfriends” in the past.
VerdictAvoid
Our Thoughts
So… as a Christian parent, if you want your child digging into the sensitive topic of puberty as presented by the secular world complete with comic-like graphics then this is the book for you (all delivered, by the way, in a cute graphic format that will most likely lead to it being read primarily by very young children). We were going to say that this book focuses on the ups and downs of puberty, but honestly it is really just the downs. Focus here is on acne, voice disruption, other developing before you, bullying, awkwardness, body odor, etc. There is, of course, no discussion of the positives, as a young person is developing into adulthood and into the person God has created them to be. And that really is the problem. This is far too important of a time and topic, far too critical to navigate well and to put in the right perspective, to allow the secular world to take the wheel for the children God has entrusted you with. Overall this is really just a modern view of the world in a cute package distributed to much younger kids than it should be. It is worldliness from cover to cover. This is too important of a topic for that… for anything really. Because of this, we have this one as an Avoid for Christian families.
Plot SummaryNote: This information is typically from the publisher.Use with caution
From Rex Ogle and Dave Valeza, the creators of Four Eyes, comes the second book in this humorous and heartfelt middle-school memoir trilogy. Just can't face it! On the first day of seventh grade, Rex encounters a bump in the road -- a big angry pimple right in the center of his forehead. And this is only the beginning of his problems. What follows is a frustrating battle with stubborn acne, body odor, and other embarrassments of puberty. Still struggling with a home life edging on the poverty line, Rex can't afford to buy the acne medication or deodorant he needs, and bullies are noticing Rex's awkward transformation. On top of it all, things have gotten weird with his friends, making Rex feel like he can't do or say anything right. So far, seventh grade stinks!
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Your word is a lamp for my feet, a light on my path. I have taken an oath and confirmed it, that I will follow your righteous laws. I have suffered much; preserve my life, Lord, according to your word. Accept, Lord, the willing praise of my mouth, and teach me your laws. Though I constantly take my life in my hands, I will not forget your law. The wicked have set a snare for me, but I have not strayed from your precepts. Your statutes are my heritage forever; they are the joy of my heart. My heart is set on keeping your decrees to the very end.
— Psalm 119:105-112
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